texmarie

I am hilarious. And sexy.

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Rihanna:
We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap:
We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony:
We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce:
We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor:
We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor:
And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.

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i get walked into in the hall:
sorry
i get knocked and drop my books:
sorry
i get pushed against the wall:
sorry
i get pushed down a couple of stairs:
sorry
i get pushed out the window:
sorry
i get run over by a car:
sorry
i get murdered:
sorry

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It is emotionally draining not only to stare at a painting of white men molesting slaves and bidding for them as concubines, but also to have to listen to one of my class-mates argue that it was ok because it was essentially the same as being married.

NO.

NO NO NO.

If someone puts a woman in a position where she cannot say no, IT IS NOT OK.

No matter how Stockholmy she may get.